Jupiter Ascending
An open letter to the Wachowskis: Take a fraction of your lavish special effects budget and use it to hire some real writers. (No, no; you two don’t count.) That way we might have been spared Eddie Redmayne making a laughable ass of himself; the sight of the beautiful and talented Gugu Mbatha-Raw in what looks like hamster ears; and the rest of the imaginatively impoverished world of JUPITER ASCENDING, an overblown spacefaring science-fiction epic blunder. Summarily craptastic. –YSM
February 10, 2015 - Tags: Channing Tatum, Eddie Redmayne, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Mila Kunis, science fiction, the Wachowskis
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