Trailer Trash:
300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE (homoerotic fascist sword-and-sandal sequel, or something)—only for the pretty pictures
TURBO (animated racing snail with formula sidekicks and turbocharged marketing campaign)—crawl in the other direction, please
THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG (part 2 of too many)—like so many others, I’m compelled despite myself
BLUE JASMINE (Cate Blanchett as a privileged snob unraveling in comedic fashion after she loses it all)—Cate on a neurotic tear? I’m so there!