Trailer Trash 4 of 4:

PRISONERS (Hugh Jackman, Viola Davis, Terrence Howard, and Maria Bello as 2 couples desperately seeking their missing kids)–yes….

THE BUTLER (history through eyes of White House butler Forest Whitaker and his mom, Oprah)–sure to be preachy, but yes….

GROWN UPS 2 (Sandler, Rock, Spade, James; over-the-hill hijinks will ensue)–no….

PERCY JACKSON: SEA OF MONSTERS (#2 in the Greek-mythology-meets-the-modern-world series)–the first was surprisingly charming, so yes.

 

Trailer Trash 3 of 4:

GRAVITY (astronauts George Clooney, Sandra Bullock, and a mishap in orbit)–One of the most effective trailers I’ve ever seen; hell yes….

CAPTAIN PHILLIPS (Tom Hanks vs. Somali pirates)–I guess so….

DESPICABLE ME 2 (animated supervillain sequel)–yes, but I’m biased….

ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND CONTINUES (Will Ferrell reprises ’70s news oaf)–whatever.

 

Trailer Trash 2 of 4:

BEFORE MIDNIGHT (third in Richard Linklater’s romantic trilogy starring Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy)–I haven’t seen the first two, so I’ll pass….

STORIES WE TELL: (actress Sarah Polley delves into her real-life family mystery)–yes….

THE STROLLER STRATEGY: (French farce about single guy who fakes having an infant kid to get the girl)–no….

MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING (Joss Whedon directs his ensemble doing the Bard)–yes.

 

Trailer Trash 1 of 4:

THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE (Katniss #2)–yes….

[OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN, oops, I mean] WHITE HOUSE DOWN (Channing Tatum solo saves Pres. Jamie Foxx; sound familiar?)–no….

THE WOLVERINE (Hugh Jackman reprises the famed Marvel Comics X-Man)–yes….

THOR: THE DARK WORLD (another Marvel sequel)–yes, as long as Chris Hemsworth has a shirtless scene.

[originally posted on June 1, 2013]

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We love to sit in the dark with a big tub of popcorn amid a roomful of strangers. Reports on what we witness there come in two varieties: Bullet Reviews quickly and concisely convey our take on a film, always in spoiler-free fashion; Trailer Trash reveals Your Sacrificial Moviegoer's best prediction on whether an upcoming movie is worth seeing, based solely on the trailer (the short "previews" before the feature presentation).

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